Podcast: Stasis Pod

When an Autobot who Bumblebee got arrested for being a spy escapes from prison, Bee and Bulkhead remember their boot camp days while trying to track him down. But was he really the spy, or was it someone else? Is Bumblebee just the worst friend ever? And why did they let Sentinel of all people name recruits? Join us this week for “Autoboot Camp”!

Detroit’s latest supervillain has team ambitions — and she drafts Nanosec, the Angry Archer, and Professor Princess for her new superteam! Can Slo-Mo get them to play well together? What will they call the team? And what’s up with the talking SUV who wants to give them a hand? Join us this week for “SUV: Society of Ultimate Villainy”!

When Megatron puts a bounty on Starscream’s head, Lockdown arrives on Earth to claim it. But is the offer of a few fancy upgrades all it’ll take for him to get Prowl working alongside him? Just how many Starscreams are there? And where does a deposed warlord get enough money to offer the biggest bounty a career bounty hunter’s ever seen? Join us this week for A Fistful of Energon!

Allspark fragments bring a pair of construction vehicles to life — with all the charm and manners of their human operators! Can Bulkhead befriend the new Constructicons without falling into their catcalling, oil-guzzling ways? Will Megatron lure them over to his side to help him build his space bridge? And how are they “Rise”ing, exactly? Join us this week for “Rise of the Constructicons”!

When Bumblebee is outpaced by a mysterious blue speeder, he has to get a rematch to prove that he’s the fastest thing on Earth. But meeting up with the mystery car again means joining an underground street racing league — and Sari won’t let him go without her! Who’s behind the wheel of this mystery car? Can Bulkhead convince Bumblebee to set a better example for Sari? And are we actually going to find out what the deal is with the mystery car, ooorrrrr…? Join us this week for Velocity!

When an Allspark fragment brings a garbage truck to life, Ratchet’s surliness sends the impressionable new Transformer on a mission to bring garbage to all the nice people of Detroit! Can he be nice enough to convince Wreck-Gar to be a hero? Why is Wreck-Gar Weird Al? And what magic powers his garbage-filled backpack? Join us this week for Garbage In, Garbage Out!

With Decepticons taking potshots at Autobot outposts, Ultra Magnus is in a hurry to sweep Optimus’s talk of Megatron and the Allspark under the rug and get the Earthbound Autobots back to Cybertron. But while Optimus fights against the Elite Guard’s political pressure, Starscream awakens to discover that Megatron killed him, but he’s not quite dead! Will he be able to use this second chance to depose his old leader? Can Optimus convince Magnus and Sentinel that Earth still needs his protection? And are we really gonna get into some political commentary here? Join us this week as Ultra Magnus declares Mission Accomplished!

Powell not only takes Sumdac Systems from Sari, he kicks her out of her home too — and moving into her pink princess room is none other than the newly rehired Henry Masterson! As Sari deals with Bumblebee and Bulkhead’s dubious attempts to make her feel more at home in their base, the Headmaster sets his sights on Sentinel Prime! Is Optimus a good enough guy to help out his asshole of a rival? Will Masterson redecorate? Is this universe’s Prowl actually capable of basic empathy? Join us this week for The Return of the Headmaster!